Fear not, Packer fans, the organization has left no stone unturned in its quest for defensive line help. The Packers announced today (but apparently made the move last week) that they have signed defensive tackle Rodney Allen from the Odessa Roughnecks of the Intense Football League. This is not a joke.

Either Allen is the second coming of Gilbert Brown, or the Packers are very, very desperate...

UPDATE: Brats & Beer has a very uninspiring video of Allen 'highlights'.